what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time
I’m so in love with this
the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
the future is now
my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god
you are god
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe